HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE PIRATE WHO IS TAKING THE NIGHT OFF FROM BRAIN-EATING AND SWASHBUCKLING IN ORDER TO HAND OUT THIS COSTCO-SIZED BOX OF FULL-SIZED CANDY BARS WHEN NOT A SINGLE TRICK-OR-TREATER SHOWS UP??
P.S. I don't even like candy.
P.P.S. If you still want to show up in your little Spiderman and Little Mermaid costumes I will still give you candy.
P.P.P.S. No, seriously, you guys. I have a whole box. It's good candy, too. Twix, Milky Way, Snickers. It's not like Necco Wafers or something.
P.P.P.P.S. I am 90% sure Hurricane Earl is behind this.